Friend Quotes

• "Budgie, budgie, pretty budgie, budgiemos!" - Deimos (my Parakeet)
• "...and I said DAMN! If Melissa and Christina combined boobs!" - Mike
• "Sigh. Alright. I won't let you if you don't want to." - Me
• "I could tell you, OR I could kill you." - Me
• "Di, read your answering machine." - Me
• "Theo can I ask you a stupid question?" - Me
  "You just did." - Theo
• "Damn what a big-ass ass!" - Me
• "Nah you won't die...you'll just be permanently asleep!" - Di
• "Hi to my friends and family and my amazing boyfriend Ron...I mean Steve...I mean Frank...no no no it's Herb. Fred, who the hell is Fred?" - Meg's Profile
• "My buddy list has been migitized." - Fred
• "I am hardly never drunk...oh shit" - JC
• "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so is your sweet ass!!! :-*" - Fadi's Away Message
• "Tornadoes, nature's most beautiful and inspiring performance!" - Me
• "I have achieved...PENETRATION!" - Owen
• "What is wrong with Theo's parents? 3 computers is not enough for him. Maybe they want Grand-computers instead of grand-children." - Mom (about the many computers Theo has)
• "A yogurt a day keeps the yeast infection away!" - Me and Leslie
• "Oh f*cking goddammit, there's a cock lying behind the couch!" - Di's interpretation of what Leslie said.
  "Oh f*cking goddammit, there's a cop lying behind the couch!" - My interpretation of what Leslie said.
  "Oh f*cking goddammit, there's a cup lying behind the couch!" - What Leslie actually said.
• FITCollegeBabe (5:08:29 PM): sigh...so let me throw my clothes back on SIGH! :-P
  BadCheekyMonkey (5:08:33 PM): Rofl
  BadCheekyMonkey (5:08:37 PM): You sitting around naked?
  FITCollegeBabe (5:08:39 PM): yea
  FITCollegeBabe (5:08:42 PM): im HOT! ;-)
  BadCheekyMonkey (5:08:47 PM): rofl
  FITCollegeBabe (5:08:55 PM): *can be taken two ways*
  
• SageSK (5:16:18 PM): Thus, I keek yur ash! ::keekkeek::
• Fali56 (12:23:06 AM): Auto Message: Never argue with a fool,he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  Never argue with me, I will drag you down to my level and beat you with a stick.

Famous Quotes

• "Some people are weatherwise, but most are otherwise." - Benjamin Franklin
• "All your base are belong to us." - Random
• "It's not length of life, but depth of life." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
• "It's the normal people that worry me and the stupid people that make life interesting!" - Anonymous
• "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
• "To give up shows that you have already lost before you have started." - Anonymous
• "Your computer is broken. Hit any user to continue." - Anonymous
• "There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved." - George Sand
• "Divorce is the human tragedy that reduces everything to cash." - Rita Mae Brown
• "Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure on the former." - Albert Einstein
• "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
• "There is only one passion, the passion for happiness." - Denis Diderot
• "The three basic definitions of science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks it's chemistry. If it doesn't work it's physics." - Timothy Rolfe
• "One word free us of all the weight and pain of life. That word is love." - Sophocles

Movie/TV Quotes

• "If, by my life or death, I can protect you, I will." - Aragorn (LOTR: FOTR)
• "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt, over so small a thing.......such a little thing." - Boromir (LOTR: FOTR)
• "This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance." - Legolas (LOTF: FOTR)
• "Roger. Holding the spit." - Burger Boy (Super Troopers)
• "I am all that is man!" - Thorny (Super Troopers)
• "I'm, I'm already pulled over, I can't pull over. Sir, I'm already pulled over!" "He's already pulled over, he can't pull over any further!" - Stoned College Kids (Super Troopers)
• "It stinks like sex in here!" - Thorny (Super Troopers)
• "Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!" - Foster (Super Troopers)
• "Are you asking us to get a job?" - Harry
  "Yes!" - Dick
  "At least it wasn't an order." - Sally
  "It's an order!" - Dick
  "At least it wasn't a direct order..." - Sally
  "It's a direct order!" - Dick (3rd Rock From The Sun)
• "You're stuff was refreshing, substantiating... like Gatorade! Only with meat in it..." - Sally (3rd Rock From The Sun)
• "Guns don't kill people! PHYSICS kills people!" - Dick (3rd Rock From The Sun)